Heat skillet over medium; add ½ pack bacon + cook, frequently flipping, until browned + cooked through, 4-6 min; let cool slightly + crumble into bite-size pieces

Wash, then slice 2 zucchinis into ¼-inch rounds; heat 1 tbsp oil in a large skillet over med-high, add to pan, season with salt/pep + sauté 3-4 min; add turkey bacon + sprinkle ¼-1/2 cup cheese on top, cover + allow the cheese to melt

Divide to plates; drizzle on ranch + sprinkle freshly chopped chives-Yuuum.